Player profile
MAX “CAREY”BALD · BRILLIANT · GOONER
30
- Age
- 30 (looks distinguished)
- Position
- Permanently on the aux
- Club
- Arsenal, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
- Hairstyle
- Aerodynamic
- Sun cream
- Factor 50, applied to the whole head
- Best skill
- A good old chat
- Weakness
- Windy days, glare off the dome
Career stats
30years on the planet
0hairs on the dome
0bad aux choices
∞chats had
Who's on the aux?
🔊
Twist My Fingaz
YG · queued by Carey, obviously
- Up nextalso Twist My Fingaz
- After thatrun it back again
- Skips allowednone
A good old chat
Carey, you about?
Always. Aux is charged.
Quick one?
There's no such thing as a quick one.
Fair. See you in five hours.
Happy 30, Carey
To the baldest, best bloke on the aux. Thirty years of top tunes, terrible Arsenal takes and chats that never end.
Here's to the next thirty.
COYG!